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Monday, March 16, 2009

Ummm Buttery.


Today, I bottled 12 lbs of butter. It made just 12 and a half pints. It really was easy, it just took a long time. The preparing of the butter probably took an hour and a half and then I had to shake the bottles for another 2 to 2 and a half hours. Here are the instructions. I have changed them a little from the directions I got off the internet.


1.Use any butter that is on sale. Lesser quality butter requires more shaking (see #5 below), but the results are the same as with the expensive brands.
2. Heat pint jars in a 250 degree oven for 20 minutes, without rings or seals. One pound of butter slightly more than fills one pint jar, so if you melt 11 pounds of butter, heat 12 pint jars. A roasting pan works well for holding the pint jars while in the oven.
3. While the jars are heating, melt butter slowly until it comes to a slow boil. Using a large spatula, stir the bottom of the pot often to keep the butter from scorching. Reduce heat and simmer for 8 minutes at least: a good simmer time will lessen the amount of shaking required (see #5 below). Place the lids in a small pot and bring to a boil, leaving the lids in simmering water until needed.
4. Stir the melted butter from the bottom to the top with a soup ladle or small pot with a handle; pour the melted butter carefully into heated jars through a canning jar funnel. Leave ½” of head space in the jar, which allows room for the shaking process.
5. Carefully wipe off the top of the jars, then get a hot lid from the simmering water, add the lid and ring and tighten securely. Lids will seal as they cool. Once a few lids “ping” shake while the jars are still warm, but cool enough to handle easily, because the butter will separate and become foamy on top and white on the bottom. In a few minutes, shake again, and repeat until the butter retains the same consistency throughout the jar.
6. At this point, while still slightly warm, put the jars into a refrigerator. While cooling and hardening, shake again, and the melted butter will then look like butter and become firm. This final shaking is very important! Check every 10 minutes and give the jars a little shake until they are hardened in the jar! Leave in the refrigerator for an hour.
7. Canned butter should store 3-5 years or longer on a cool, dark shelf. It does last a long time. Canner butter does not “melt” again when opened, so it does not need to be refrigerated upon opening, provided it is used within a reasonable length of time.

Thursday, March 12, 2009



Well, after about a year of having the things to decorate the wall in my entry way, I finally put it up. I was nervous about putting up the vinyl lettering because the were supposed to overlap a little. It says "ALL BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE FELL IN LOVE." I bought the letters at Michael's. They arent even real wood. I am pleased with the way it turned out and just thought I would share.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

Monday, March 9, 2009

Happy Birthday, Dear Jackson, Happy Birthday to you

Two years ago
Today

Today my baby turns 2. It seems like he was just born. I know people always say that, but it feels true. He was such a sweet baby to me. He was born in no time and I literally had no pain, I guess I should credit the wonderful epidural I got. I knew before I had him that he would be my last and I have really enjoyed him. We have had fun this year together while the other kids are in school. He loves to see airplanes and helicopters in the sky. I thought he didn't like to watch T.V. up until last week. It turns out, he only likes sports on T.V., not cartoons and kid shows like I have been trying to push on him for the last year. When you ask him how old he is, he says two and holds up three fingers. He loves to play ball, duck duck goose and tickle time. He is a little man at nearly 25 pounds. He still takes a good 3 hour nap everyday. His true LOVE is candy. He could eat it all day long if I let him. He loves his daddy and asks for him everytime he wakes up. Unfortunately, most of the time his daddy is not there when he wakes up and mom has to do. He loves his big brothers and sisters and has so much fun playing with them in the backyard. I love you sweet baby, I am so glad that I get to be your mommy.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Sleeping Beauties

On Friday, McKinley was so exhausted after dance that she feel asleep on the couch at about 7:00. We even got her up and changed her clothes and she still slept until 7:00 the next morning.
Then last night we got home from the Adult Session of Stake Conference and then dessert with the Perkins and this is what we found. I swear the boy does have a bed and pillow. We don't make him sleep on the hallway floor on a crayon box.

Please exuse my carpet. He picked a very high traffic area to fall asleep. Sorry!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

How to get out of debt.

I dont know how to get this to play here, but it is worth going here to watch it. It is brilliant information on how to get out of and stay out of debt. If only I had thought of this before;).

http://danwho.net/mp/index.php?id=snl_dontbuystuff

Sunday, March 1, 2009

We had a new family move into our neighborhood yesterday. They moved in next to the Goodmans and decided that it would be as good a time as any to have a little get together. We had such a good time. I even had my camera, but never got it out. We got pizza and had some salads and rootbeer floats. What a fun night. They have a little boy, Austin, who is the same age as Lincoln. On the way home, Lincoln said Mom, he is like my best friend. It was pretty cute, they had such a good time. But the best part was they have a little boy, Ethan, Carter's age. In the classroom that he moved here from there was a little boy with Down Syndrome, CJ, and he was his buddy. He just took to Carter. They were adorable. I have never really seen Carter play with a friend before. I have been afraid to have friends over for him because he tends to play by himself and I dont want to get another boy here and Carter wont play with him. We can't wait to have our new friends over. They also have a 12 and an 8 year old girl. They were so good with McKinley and Jackson. Jack had been such a beast at the beginning of the night. Trevor was trying to help them with a little plumbing problem they had and Jack just wanted his attention and was throwing a fit. I had tried to distract him along with several other people that were there, but he would not cheer up until, Hailey, started playing with him. It was soo cute. We are so glad to have new neighbors.